How to Treat Gas, Bloat, Wrinkles and high Blood Pressure Caused by Salespeople
Aug 04, 2019
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It’s a proven fact that salespeople can cause premature aging in marketing people. Wrinkles are the most visible indication that salespeople are stressing out the marketing department.
Doctors tell me that another symptom of premature aging in marketing people is increased blood pressure (usually within 25 feet of anyone from Sales, including sales management). Other health issues may be gas and bloating; severe snoring and lack of sleep; heart palpitations and migraine headaches between the eyes. Stomach ailments are also reported when salespeople fail to make quota and complain to Marketing.
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