This simple solution also solves gas, bloat, & high blood pressure while in a salesperson’s presence.
It’s a proven fact that salespeople can cause premature aging in marketing people. Wrinkles are just the most visible indication that salespeople are stressing out the marketing department.
Doctors tell me that another symptom of premature aging in marketing people is increased blood pressure (usually within 25 feet of anyone from Sales, including sales management). Other health issues may be gas and bloating; severe snoring and lack of sleep; heart palpitations and migraine headaches between the eyes. Stomach ailments are also reported when salespeople fail to make quota and complain to Marketing.
The treatment for these common symptoms is to give every salesperson a qualified sales lead each morning, with or without food. Avoid giving salespeople qualified leads if they are likely to consume alcohol within four hours. Alcohol is known to put them to sleep and they will easily forget they received a qualified lead from you.
Why it's Important
"If all salespeople are given at least one qualified lead a day, within 30 days marketing managements blood pressure will begin to return to normal when they are in the presence of anyone from Sales. Within 45 days gas and bloat should subside to once or twice a week. Snoring diminishes and lack of sleep is resolved within 60 days. Heart palpitations and migraines might take as long as 90 days to subside."