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Cartoons for the Weekend: The Best Marketing Humor!

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51p7FjMDNqL._SX329_BO1,204,203,200_Cartoons by Stu Heinecke author of How to Get a Meeting with Anyone, Heinecke explains how you can use your own creative Contact Campaigns to get those critical conversations. 

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Cartoon for the Weekend: Sales has to open its mind about marketing content!

 

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As a recent interview on SLMA Radio with Robin Saitz from Brainshark points out life for salespeople is more complicated and marketing can help as content creation and delivery can make a difference.    Robin says content delivery is all about sales enablement and both subjects are deeply involved and contributing to measurable revenue.    It's time the sales managers invite marketing into their office.  

 

Cartoon by Stu Heinecke author of How to Get a Meeting with Anyone, Heinecke explains how you can use your own creative Contact Campaigns to get those critical conversations.   51p7FjMDNqL._SX329_BO1,204,203,200_Available from Amazon. #1 Best Seller in Direct Marketing

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Cartoon for the weekend: Let's Change the Way We Think

 

 

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  This cartoon is one of many that appear in Stu Heinecke'snew book, "How to Get a Meeting with Anyone."

Changing the way we think is marketing's number one challenge as the tumultuous field of marketing roars into 2016 with the pace of new marketing tools accelerating exponentially.  For instance see

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Cartoon for the Weekend: Stu Heinecke - Why Reps Feel Leads are Inferior


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Let's face it, sales reps always feel their sales leads are inferior. When asked what they most desire it is a qualified sales lead.    See definition of a qualified sales lead here from VorsightBP.   QuotaFactory has another opinion on developing qualified leads here in its article: 3 Sales Development Tips to Generate Qualified Leads.   

Why it Matters:

"The fact is, plain and simple, qualified sales leads always, always increases revenue, if you can get the salespeople to follow-up."

Sales Lead Management Association

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Cartoon for the Weekend From Stu Heinecke: Planning is More than Finding Niche

Cartoon_BT_Ch5_nicheEvery company should have a marketing plan, something other than an entrepreneurs hunch.  And yet so few companies actually produce a yearly marketing plan with Goals, Objectives, Strategies and Tactics.  

Why its Important: 

"Companies without a marketing plan are at a disadvantage as they never know where they are going, the cause of the outcome or when they arrived."

Sales Lead Management Association

In How to Get a Meeting with Anyone, Heinecke explains how you can use your own creative Contact Campaigns to get those critical conversations. He divulges methods he’s developed after years of experience and from studying the secrets of others who’ve had similar breakthrough results—results that other marketers considered impossible, with response rates as high as 100 percent.

Through real-life success stories, Heinecke lays out 20 categories of Contact Campaigns that anyone can research and execute. Tactics range from running a contact letter as a full-page ad in The Wall Street Journal to unorthodox uses of the phone, social media, email, and snail mail to using personalized cartoons to make connections. He also packs in plenty of tips on how to determine your targets, develop pitches, and gain allies in your contact’s circle of influence.

Available from Amazon.    #1 Best Seller in Direct Marketing

Stu has been the SLMA's Humor Relations Contributor five years.

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Abbott and Costello on Sales Lead Follow-up

Of the enduing skits and comedy routines by Abbott and Costello Who's on First continues to amuse. And yet in many ways the misunderstanding, confusion and frustration is not unlike sales and marketing's discussions about sales lead follow-up or lack of it and the results which plague the bottom line of most companies.  For instance:  

AbbottCostelloWhosOnFirstCOSTELLO:  I’d like to talk about sales lead follow-up by salespeople.

ABBOTT:  Good subject; terrible times.  It’s less than 10%.

COSTELLO:  But I understand that 45% of all the leads are buyers.
 
ABBOTT:  That’s right; 45% will eventually buy something.  
 
COSTELLO:  You said follow-up is only 10%.
 
ABBOTT:  Yes that’s right, follow-up averages 10%, but 45% of all leads are buyers.   

COSTELLO:  So what happens to the other 35% who want to buy? 
 
234x60-join-slma-21careerbenefitsABBOTT:  It’s more than 35%, because unless the salespeople talk to 100% of the sales lead inquirers, they won’t know who the 45% are.  So they’ll only talk to 5% who are buyers, which are half of the 10% they followed-up.

 

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How a Personal Sales Assistant App Increases Sales Using Humor. Listen While You Work!

250-SLMARADIO-honigAdam Honig, CEO and Founder of Spiro Technologies shares with SLMA host Jim Obermayer how an app for iPhone and Android users powers a humorous personal sales assistance program to motivate sales reps and help them with their everyday work.  Click and your'll hear: 

  • How salespeople respond to humor and produce more. 
  • Why the reps won't miss follow-up activities.
  • How the application on their phone will prioritize activities and help them sell more. 
  • How 3500 jokes and 7 different personalities within the application helps salespeople smile and dial. 

234x60-join-slma-21careerbenefits "A sales representatives day is filled with tight schedules, tension, pressure to perform, calls, call-backs, new lead follow-up, old lead follow-up, an aggravating sales manager, customer complaints, emails, presentations and oh yes an occasional appointment  and stupid stuff the corporate office layers in just for fun.  All of this makes it difficult to keep track of the most important part: new business activities.

The Selling Power President's Club powered by Spiro

Being eligible for the President's Club is super easy: you need to be one of the first 2,000 salespeople to download and use Spiro, our personal sales assistant. Don't worry, if you're one of the legendary salespeople already using Spiro, you can update it to the most current version and opt into the President's Club.

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